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SO TRUE!WHY IS IT WHEN GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH....? Yes Girls its soo true WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE OUR BAG IS (WHETHER WE'RE CLUTCHING IT OR NOT) WE BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH OUR ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING OUR BUTT WHILE YELLING "WOO-HOO" IS TRULY THE SEXIEST MOVE AROUND AND EVERYONE IS STARING CUZ THEYRE IN LOVE WITH US. WE'VE SUDDENLY DECIDED THAT WE WANT TO KICK SOMEONE'S ASS AND HONESTLY BELIEVE THAT WE COULD DO IT TOO. IN OUR LAST TRIP TO PEE (PROVIDING THAT WAS IN A REAL TOILET), WE REALIZE THAT WE NOW LOOK MORE LIKE A HOMELESS HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS WE WERE JUST FOUR HOURS AGO. WE START CRYING AND TELLING EVERYONE WE SEE, THAT WE LOVE THEM SOOOO MUCH. WE GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERY TIME A NEW SONG PLAYS BECAUSE "OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS SONG! THIS IS SOOOO MY SONG!" OUR EYES JUST DON'T SEEM TO WANT TO STAY OPEN ON THEIR OWN SO WE KEEP THEM HALF CLOSED AND THINK IT LOOKS EROTICALLY SEXY. WE'VE SUDDENLY TAKEN UP SMOKING AND BECOME REALLY GOOD AT IT. WE YELL AT THE BARTENDER, WHO WE BELIEVE CHEATED US BY GIVING US LEMONADE, BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE WE CAN NO LONGER TASTE THE VODKA. WE START EVERY CONVERSATION WITH A BOOMING, "DON'T TAKE THIS THE WRONG WAY BUT....." OUR HUGS BEGIN TO RESEMBLE WRESTLING TAKE-DOWN MOVES. WE TAKE OUR SHOES OFF BECAUSE WE BELIEVE IT'S THEIR FAULT THAT WE'RE HAVING PROBLEMS WALKING STRAIGHT |
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